Trashed Rambling

It's all utter trash here.

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Conversational Gambits

Comm confessions.

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Jane looked stunning in a little black cocktail dress with diamonds dripping from her throat and ears as she laughed at some bland quip. Beside her Ethan in his thousand dollar tux lifted his glass in salute to the supposed brilliant wit and wrapped one arm around Jane’s waist. Together they presented the perfect image of a wealthy man and his pretty little trophy wife.

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Filed under mission impossible ghost protocol william bandt benji dunn ethan hunt jane carter fanfic i lied

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Need to Know

So, there’s a long dead kink meme, and a request for sex pollen with Benji and Brandt that was too fun to ignore. And so my mind thus emptied of things and feels should turn back to other things. Things that aren’t Jeremy Renner and Simon Pegg. Should being the operative word.

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Benji wasn’t panicking. He wasn’t, because panicking was a rookie mistake that led to death, and Benji was not going to be that rookie.

"Arthur, do you read me? Arthur?"

His fingers flew over the keyboard. Inputting commands, testing the lines, and flicking through the staticky video feeds all at once.

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shut up and grill:

gyzym:

nat: oh man, of course the sheriff reverts to bachelorhood as soon as stiles leaves the nest

gyzym: LITERALLY THE MINUTE HE LEFT

nat: YESSS ALL THE HUNGRY MAN MICROWAVE MEALS I CAN EAT

gyzym: I CAN LEAVE BEER CANS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

gyzym: EVERYWHERE DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!

nat: I CAN LEAVE FISHING TACKLE OUT AND STILES WILL NOT STAB HIMSELF ON THE HOOKS

nat: TRULY THIS IS A PARADISE

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Yes. This. Mostly because I’m seriously disappointed in the lack of Derek/Sheriff fics. *stares at WIP folder*

Filed under teen wolf derek hale sheriff stilinski

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Baby Cakes? Try Crazy Cakes!

Like most psychopaths, Stiles wasn’t sure when exactly it was that he lost his damn mind. There wasn’t a single event he could point to or a place in time he could pin down as being where he crossed the line and became certifiably crazy cakes. It was instead a series of events that happened over a period of time that led him to this point in his life.

Though if he had to point fingers he’d probably be fingering the goddamn Batman, because it wasn’t until tall, dark, and batty showed up in the Hills that masks became as common as 1D ringtones in a middle school girls locker room. You could barely do anything in Beacon Hills anymore without a mask —heroic, villainous, or otherwise— becoming involved.

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Why brain?

Idly thinking about how the Teen Wolf cast would do if reset into the mythos of Batman. You know, like you do when you’re in the shower and staring at the grout you really do need to clean while shampoo slides down your face.

See, Derek’d be a good Batman. No contest there. And Kate could be the Joker. Oh, and Scott would be Robin! But which one? Dick Grayson or Jason Todd? Both have their merits. And Isaac would be a Robin too, but again the issue is which one? The only thing that’s a given is that Stiles would be Tim Drake. But wait, the Sheriff would be Gordon, which would technically make Stiles the first Batgirl….

And that’s about the time —right when the damn shampoo gets in your eyes— that you realize your mind is out to get you. Because fuck the rest of that AU. Just fuck it.

Stiles is Batgirl.

And you’re going to reside in the fiery flames of hell until that gets written.

Filed under teen wolf batman stiles stilinski batgirl sobbing right now literally sobbing not sure if in pain or otherwise

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"No!" Ino screamed in frustration. "I don’t want to see another picture of your daughter! I don’t care how cute she is or how wonderful or how perfect she is!"

She’d had enough, no mission was worth this- this torture! Picture after picture. Album after album. All of a smiling little girl who really was a cute thing until you met her father. She was done with this. The man might have an open relationship with his wife, but Ino was no longer interested in getting close enough to him to see what info he’d let slip. For the sake of her sanity if nothing else.

The Village would just have to do without this mission. They’d understand. Really.

Filed under yamanaka ino maes hughes naruto fullmetal alchemist fanfic crossover because i really do like ino